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Don't Call Me a Health Care Provider - I'm a Doctor


One thing doctors like to do is to use fancy language.  Patients, however, want physicians to use simple terms.   Perhaps, using highfalutin language makes physicians feel more scholarly and important.  Of course, this bombast only confuses patients who may be too timid to respond that they don’t have a clue what we're saying.  If your doctor is speaking in tongues, then ask for a translator. He'll get the message.

Icon of Pentecost when Apostles spoke in tongues

Many professions have their own technical languages which is necessary for internal communications or scholarly work.  Beyond this, there is also a pomposity that drives this lexical elitism. 

In the medical profession, medical terms seem to offer no advantage over colloquial alternatives.  Yet, physicians want to ‘speak like doctors’, whatever that means.

Cool Medical Term            Lame Alternative

Thrombus                                    Clot
Stenosis                                        Narrowing
Cephalalgia                                  Headache
Transient Ischemic Attack   Mini-stroke
Nevus                                            Mole
Exanthem                                    Rash
Cholelithiasis                             Gallstones
Pyrosis                                         Heartburn
Epistaxis                                      Nosebleed

Folks following health care reform need their own glossary to explain the new lexicon.  I can’t keep this stuff straight and I’m in the business. One must be familiar with pay-for-performance, comparative effectiveness research, accountable care organizations, insurance exchanges, medical homes, pharmacy benefit managers and value-based pricing.  See how warm and fuzzy the medical profession has become? 

Here are a few antiquated terms that are rarely included in the medical policy and health care reform articles I peruse.
  • Compassion
  • Healing
  • Empathy
  • Caring
The new medical rhetoric is so sanitized, or should I say antiseptic, that it threatens to anesthetize the profession.  Want proof?  Look at how medical apparatchiks describe me.  I’m no longer a doctor or a physician.  I’m now a health care provider.   I’m not hung up on the doctor title.  I never introduce myself as ‘Dr.’, even to my patients.  But, to regard me as a health care provider attempts to redefine who I am and what I try to do.  It aims to circumvent the core of what doctoring should be – humanity.    While health care reformers can redact the term humanity, they can’t extract true humanity that must be the essence of the profession.  If we accept that we are health care providers, then we're not doctors anymore.  When the government health care reformers and its minions are speaking in tongues, let's demand a translator.    

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  1. Doctors can only provide you with precautions to take so that you can avoid serious disease you can't blame doctor as health insurance is your own decision.

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